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How a compliment fuels a woman's sex drive.

I was giving my boyfriend a blow job last night. I was already fucking exhausted but in our relationship oral sex is obligatory, it’s how we dine out. That was corny, but fuck it. So, I was giving him head, up and down up and down, deep throat here, deep throat there, nothing really special. We were both fucking tired, we got into bed around 1 AM, so energy level is pretty low, my pussy still half-dry even as we were both already naked. And THEN he said something he has never ever said before as he was staring at my naked body, my ass up my back arched and his hands were running all over my skin, he then said, “You are so perfect.” Let me tell you, shit…bitch, my whole world turned upside-down, like Jesus telling me I’d be welcome to heaven despite my hostility and the numerous times I’ve sinned the deadly. Like, fuck, it was like a just drank that 5-hour energy shot and epinephrine injected right on my heart, like “FUCK! IM AWAKE! YES! SUCKING ON THIS SHIT!” My energy level shot way u

Blowjobs are the key to a man's heart.

If you want to talk to your husband, your boyfriend, your fuckbuddy, about your deepest feelings. Do it after giving him a blowjob. Men, don’t like confrontation and they fucking hate it when you talk about your emotions. They’re like a fucking rock! Encased in another layer of rock! Once they hear the words, “Can we talk ?” It’s as if right then and there, they have ready-mix water and cement and they begin to pour it in between the space available as division from hearing about how you feel. My boyfriend is like that, I never get to talk to him about my whines and complains about he never gives me flowers, never opens the car door for me, never makes me breakfast—since I make them for him—never takes me out to dinners enough, never surprises me with anything, never tells me I’m pretty enough, he’s just not a romantic, I think his heart is made of penis muscle, only functions when aroused. He’s just not the type. He’s a black-hearted asshole, he knows that, and I love him for it, c

Golden Shower 2.0

Golden Shower. Sounds fucking expensive, doesn't it? If you were literal virgin, you would think of something else, but if you're a slut like me, you'd go, "Oh, shit. Been there done that." High five bitch! Golden Shower to get to my point, is pissing on somebody as form of sexual arousal, it's usually a fetish. Most sluts would wince and think it's fucking unhygienic and gross. Imagine having a man piss all over you? Jesus, a man's piss stinks like fucking piss, it goes up to your nostrils and spread some type of acid all over the walls of your stomach and stays there. A girl's pee is not as pungent as a man's. A man piss just, has this strong odor that can overpower your girlfriend's halitosis. You hold your breath the second you smell it and avoid stepping on it. Shit I avoid getting it on my ankles when I try to take a drunken piss where I have to squat by the sidewalk coz my bladder can't hold any more booze

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