If there’s one thing a man is
always concerned about, it’s his cock. All the fucking time, day in day out, a
minute ago and the next minute in, all he is worried about is his cock. Don’t
matter if their jobless at the moment, or jobless for a long moment, a year,
five years, shit won’t matter, homeless, absolutely no money for their drugs
and not even a hundred peso bill to chip in for their normal everyday alcohol
binging with his gay friends, nothing matters, except his penis. His world IS
his penis. It’s a fact according to the National Statistics Office. Nah, I’m
bullshitting. It’s a fact according to common sense and simple observation.
It’s all over the place and all over his face, you don’t even have to look
hard, just focus and whenever you look at your man, notice his forehead under a
black light, it’ll say with his handwriting, marked as clear as
dayfuckinglight, “I fucking love my cock, I’d suck on it if I could.” It’s
obvious.
If they feel like shit,
doesn’t matter if it goes on for a couple of days or weeks, they’d just
jerk-off and then suddenly feel much better. Men are fascinating like that and
very strong-willed to see their semen spurting out of their cock-holes. As if
it’s an ATM machine and for each time they see their semen, it’s as if it’s as
good as cash.
They’d be watching porn and
shaking their hands, flapping their wrists like they’d break, stroking on the
shafts like it’s the only way to start a fire in a cold, winter night, rubbing
and ignoring the soreness it brings to their wrist, jerking off fast to reach
the valley, and then, “Oh… Oh… Oooooooooooo! There it is! Fuck yeah! I just
came. Fuck yeah! I’m broke but I still have my semen!”
Haha, I actually made myself
laugh at that. I’m not saying men are very shallow and pea-brained, don’t get
me wrong, I’m not a fucking man-hater, it’s just that, they’re completely
grounded individuals and almost nothing can break their spirits that they
believe the mere sight of their own cum helps them get through the rough day.
Honestly, I’m envious of men
and clearly, you should be the same towards them. To see their semen should be
one of your daily agendas. Treat his cock as if it’s a bouquet of tulips while
he presents it to you and take delight in his cum as if it is actually money,
cold, hard cash out of a four-inch penis if he’s not as endowed—unfortunately
for you—or out of an eight-inch monster cock—thank God, for I’m lucky—or regard
it as if his penis holds the key to a vault where your man has hidden a
ten-carat diamond ring for your finger. Regard his cock as if it’s the one
thing that matters in your life. Fuck work, fuck food, fucking money—no, no,
not money, you need money like you need cock, ignore what I said about fuck
money—fuck air, fuck water, fuck everything else, fuck breathing, his cock is
THE one thing that keeps you alive, as if you’re in a state of coma and his
cock is the ventilator keeping you breathing. Worship it like how I do, sex is
my religion, cock is my god and I am a nun, keep kneeling those knees to pray
for a blowjob.
Like what I’ve noticed with
my boyfriend, he always shows more affection towards me after a porn-star
blowjob, asking me to lay my head on his chest to cuddle and never fails to
remind me how much he loves me after I’ve shoved his cock up the back end of my
throat it feels like it’ll reach my stomach, after I put the whole of his balls
inside my mouth with much difficulty and actually managed to pull it off, and
after I’ve rubbed his penis all over my face as if it were a gold bar or a
block of ice on a scorching hot summer day, like it’s a crumpled 500 peso bill
I’ve found in my laundry pocket when I’m broke as ass. You get what I mean?
Always tell him how much you
love his cock, it boosts his confidence and become less insecure. When he’s
having a boner, always smile and grin, like it’s Christmas Eve and you get to
open an envelope, enclosed is a fifty thousand Forever21 gift-cheque. Be
excited, be mesmerized and always, always, be in love with his cock. That’s the
key to a sweet, long commitment, may it last in twenty-four hours or in a week,
doesn’t matter if you’re just in it for the night, all the more that you should
worship his cock so you’d make your mark and he’ll never forget you. Ugh! I
love giving tips to sluts, I feel like I’m giving worthy advices to sisters!
Remember! Worship the cock and the owner of the cock, shall be devoted to you.
Imagine a holiday here in Manila, a day just for cocks! Ugh that'd be the day. People would stampede over and prepare for the festival, where a giant wooden cock would be the highlight of the ceremony, making rounds with convoys behind it, processions of phallic objects would be held, millions and millions of cock-hungry motherfuckers wrestling amongst each other, much like the display of The Black Nazarene, and whoever gets to touch the phallic figure would be blessed with a lifetime supply of semen and pussy. National Day of Cocks. I should run for Congress and declare November 9 as a holiday and men around the country who are well-endowed get to receive a million bucks, just cause. I shall be an advocate for penises. Holy shit I'm fucking awesome.
I mean for fuck's sakes!!! They worship cocks in Tawarayama, Japan!!! They built a monument for cocks! God, I'd love to live there.
Here, read http://ostarmenia.com/culture/japan-nothing-says-springtime-like-penis-and-vagina-festivals/
AND!!! Hinduism, do you really think they worship Shiva just cause? They worship Shiva because of his cock! I'm not even kidding you, im fucking serious.
LOOK! http://www.soravij.com/showcase/penisworship/penisworship.html
IN EGYPT! Jesus, they have a god named Min, their god of pussies and cocks! Can you imagine? There are religions and shit that have cocks for gods? This makes me want to build my own shrine of cocks and build a cult around it. Why shouldn't you worship cocks too? When people of different nations we believed to have social norms too orthodox for us build shrines and monuments for penises, why shouldn't you do the same shit? Do you get me? Are we bitches on the same page? Or you are on a different fucking book? I'll say it again, you need to start treating cocks as if they are gods, not the assholes attached to them, just the cocks, shit. Why do you have to? BECAUSE!!! I FUCKING SAID SO!!!!!! Do you think if didn't worship cocks I wouldn't have the best fucking sex and the biggest cock with me? Holy fuck. You have to worship cocks and adore them so the world would hand you more vaginal blessings. You understand? Good girl! Now kneel down and pray to your phallic god.
Imagine a holiday here in Manila, a day just for cocks! Ugh that'd be the day. People would stampede over and prepare for the festival, where a giant wooden cock would be the highlight of the ceremony, making rounds with convoys behind it, processions of phallic objects would be held, millions and millions of cock-hungry motherfuckers wrestling amongst each other, much like the display of The Black Nazarene, and whoever gets to touch the phallic figure would be blessed with a lifetime supply of semen and pussy. National Day of Cocks. I should run for Congress and declare November 9 as a holiday and men around the country who are well-endowed get to receive a million bucks, just cause. I shall be an advocate for penises. Holy shit I'm fucking awesome.
I mean for fuck's sakes!!! They worship cocks in Tawarayama, Japan!!! They built a monument for cocks! God, I'd love to live there.
Here, read http://ostarmenia.com/culture/japan-nothing-says-springtime-like-penis-and-vagina-festivals/
AND!!! Hinduism, do you really think they worship Shiva just cause? They worship Shiva because of his cock! I'm not even kidding you, im fucking serious.
LOOK! http://www.soravij.com/showcase/penisworship/penisworship.html
IN EGYPT! Jesus, they have a god named Min, their god of pussies and cocks! Can you imagine? There are religions and shit that have cocks for gods? This makes me want to build my own shrine of cocks and build a cult around it. Why shouldn't you worship cocks too? When people of different nations we believed to have social norms too orthodox for us build shrines and monuments for penises, why shouldn't you do the same shit? Do you get me? Are we bitches on the same page? Or you are on a different fucking book? I'll say it again, you need to start treating cocks as if they are gods, not the assholes attached to them, just the cocks, shit. Why do you have to? BECAUSE!!! I FUCKING SAID SO!!!!!! Do you think if didn't worship cocks I wouldn't have the best fucking sex and the biggest cock with me? Holy fuck. You have to worship cocks and adore them so the world would hand you more vaginal blessings. You understand? Good girl! Now kneel down and pray to your phallic god.
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