I just took viagra.
AND when I was in college, I secretly withdrew from my German class and used the money to take up a short-term sex education course. I needed that German course to graduate, since my dad wanted me to take up Foreign Languages so I could be a flight attendant. But I didn't want to be a flight attendant, it's a job that would require you to put on a phony smile all the fucking time and be of service to people earning much more than I would be making--no offense to my flight attendant friends, it's a good way t travel anyways..... Fuck no-- Plus... Speaking German wouldn't do shit for me anyways. The only word I learned and not from my German instructor, but from a horny guy who was taking the same class because he wanted to marry this german girl who he claimed has red pubic hair. The word was schwanz. It means cock. Frankly, that's all I needed to know at the time, I didn't plan on having sex with a german dick anyways, although there was this tall german boy in my gym class that was trying to hit on me, I would have taken the class and be able to exchange dirty german dialogues with him, had it not for his ash blonde hair, which just constantly reminded me of a gay cauliflower. I just couldn't. It was also difficult for me to imagine myself sucking a cock and I'd be blinded by shimmers of silver pubic hair under bright lights. Even if his schwanz is as long and never-ending as the Holocaust. So, of course I'd prefer taking a sex ed class and learn how not to get pregnant without pills and other stupid shit like condom.
In the class, I found out, that if a woman--accidentally or not--pops a viagra pill, she's not going to grow a penis--Boo!--her clit's just going to grow bigger as all the blood rushes into it twice as much when she's not on viagra, and the clit supposedly would be more sensitive to touch. I was disappointed for a moment at the possibility of growing my clit into my own penis, so I could fuck myself and not have to deal with the emotions menholes bring, just bend my little dick over my cunt, no more dickstractions, just me and my cock. But that would be the day.
And discovered that viagra, was actually concocted to lower blood pressure and the fortunate side effect was constant hard-ons.
The thought of having to feel like you have a clit on top of your clit and a tongue would flick it's way all over it... fucking high. Think about it... Two clits? One on top of each other! At least, that's what how I understood it. Imagine, having a man rub your clit at a fast pace and constant rhythm until you cum and it would feel so much fucking better with viagra!
Of course I had already forgotten that fact, until it all came back to me last week when my boyfriend took viagra. He doesn't have an erectile dysfunction problem, I just let him pop a few whenever I'm in the mood for back to back no breaks, no stopping, no time to breathe until we run out of cum, and blood comes out instead of cum, kind of sex marathon. And it works every fucking time.
So... last night, I took viagra too--Shit's fucking expensive--without his consent, he wouldn't let me, he was scared I'd grow a small penis and fuck him in the ass, no, he was scared of the side effects it has on women, it didn't have any bad effect on him, why would it have a bad effect on me? Shit. I didn't give a fuck. I WANT MY CLIT TO GROW! I WANT TO CUM IN 5 SECONDS! AND CUM AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I took it without him looking. I was excited right? I was like... "YEAAAHHH FUCK YEAAAAHHH I'm gon get it TONIGHT!! --as if I don't already, but this night would be different--I'm gonna cum five seconds after another five and another!!!"
The first half hour, I wish I hadn't. Oh, how I wish I hadn't taken that viagra. AND I TOOK TWO!!! WHAT A DUMB FUCKING IDEA!!!!! How fucking dumb could I get? I'm not a fucking man! Why would i fucking take a fucking viagra made for penises? You dont have a cock asshole!!!!!
I was growing paranoid like, I was anxious and nervous all of a sudden. It's as if I just smoked too much crystal meth and I wanted to keep going. I was soooo fucking nervous, like I did something bad and I'm going to get caught anytime soon, and shit I havent sinned in a long time, and even if I did, my boyfriend fucks me everyday and for each time I see his cock sliding in and out of my cunt is like I'm seeing god, and god is giving me so much pleasure because he forgives me, so I didn't have a reason to be nervous! God forgives me everyfucking day! Even if I sin in my sleep, by the time I wake up, god is right there behind my ass, giving me forgiveness even if I don't ask for it. It's HARD evidence god exists! And I thought all along I'd be an atheist, but no, god is right here with me, people say nobody has seen god, I've seen god, I see him everyday. So why the fuck would I be nervous all of a sudden? The last time I had sinned was when I didn't pay for the ben and jerry's, cherry garcia ice cream I ate while I was shopping for groceries, but that's just about it.
I was sooo fucking scared, I would be brought to the emergency room and be on the news, "Woman, 23, died of viagra because she wanted to grow a penis." You know how exaggerated the news is here in Manila. Jesus, I was palpitating and I felt like I was running out of breath, this wasn't supposed to happen, how come when he takes it nothing happens. I took out the digital blood pressure monitor and checked for my vital signs, I was 13O over 86, and my PULSE!!! 117! The normal pulse rate should be between 7O and 9O, I have a pulse rate of a shih-tzu. I panicked.
I went up to my boyfriend and told him.
"Baby.." I took his hand and put it on my chest for him to feel my heart beat, which was loudly banging in my ear. "I'm scared."
"Fuck! What happened? What did you do?" He stood up and put his ear to my chest.
"I took Viagra." I grinned.
"WHAT THE FUCK? I TOLD YOU NOT TO!"
"Well I DID! okay?"
He pulled me to the bed and laid me down on his arm. "I'm going to take care of it, you need a release." He was grinning too and pulled my hand down his cock, which was already hard like my clit.
Somehow... Despite the palpitation, I was horny. The thought of him licking my clit aroused me. I was already soaking to the point where I couldn't even feel my clit anymore, but I knew it was pounding. Maybe that's how viagra works... I think it's all in the head. Coz it's like, you know you're going to be super horny because you took viagra and all the sex images would swim in your head, because you know you're going to get fucked, I don't know, and everything just heightens because you're so pumped up.
I slid my fingers down my cunt and did it without difficulty as everything slid in easily and went straight for my little beating heart. BUT WAIT!!!!!!! MY CLIT'S BIGGER!!!!!!!!
"MY CLIT'S BIGGER BABE!!! It's so full of blood!!!" I exhaled in excitement. Out of the blue he gets on top of me and tore off my string panties in a flash. I love it when he does that, it's like he can't wait to fuck me.
"Let me see." He spread my legs apart and didn't even bother to look, he just dove in and started licking my clit.
Holy fuck!!! HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK!!!!!!!!! I'm going to fucking take viagra every fucking day!!!!!!!!!! I take back what I said earlier about regretting it. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!! It's like... hollllyyyy shit.. hahaha. It's like... I can't explain it. His tongue was on my clit and it feels like I would cum in 2 seconds! AND I DID!!! I came within 1O seconds and squirted all over his face. FUCK!!! I LOVE VIAGRA!!!
I pushed him down the bed and got on top of him. "Fuck me!" I told him. "Fuck me until I die asshole." He squeezed and cupped on my tits as he made me bounce on his cock. All the while, I was rubbing on my clit and I came again! His cock was so hot and hard and I was screaming like we were the only people in the world. Jesus. Thank you for making viagra. It's the shit!
And... we fucked and we fucked without stopping. Seriously. He came inside me and didn't even pull it out before fucking me again, his cock kept hard all the while. He slides it in my cunt back again, and fuck I could live there, live in that burst of feeling where his cock is trying to squeeze its way into me, pushing me apart. Ugh! I asked him to rub on my clit as he fucked me and he did. Not more than twenty seconds, I came again. We fucked and we fucked until my cunt was too dry to function and until he stopped for a breath and said, "Baby, my cock hurts, let's take a break."
A break??? I didn't want a break! I want to cum again!!! It's okay, I'll just ask for him to rub on my clit again.
I crouched over to his already flaccid burning red, penis and saw two cuts on one side. "I'm sorry babe. Yeah, my pussy's dry too. I think we did too much in one go." I planted a kiss on it. "I'll let you rest for five minutes? Then fuck me again? I want more."
"Okay." He gave a crooked smile. "Five minutes."
"Babe, next time, can you tell me before-hand if you plan to tear my underwear, I used to have 4O now I'm done to thirty, at least, let me know so I could wear the panties I like the least."
"Why are you so worried? You never wear them anyways."
"You're a dick." And he kissed me on the forehead.
"I'll buy you more. Baby, Can you get me some water?" He asked me.
"Okay."
I went down to the kitchen and grabbed two water bottles while ignoring the feel of sandpaper rubbing on my cunt as I walked. Shit, I didn't give a fuck. I want to cum again.
"Here baby." I kicked the door open with excitement, five-minutes is almost up, and he was already fucking snoring. What a dick.
I tried waking him up and shook him carefully. "Babe... Babe, here's your water." zZZNDSKGDUiheu73ghbdzzzzzz Was all I heard.
He wouldn't budge. Ugh!!! This is sooo annoying!!! What was I supposed to now? I laid down beside him and took his right hand, sprawled my legs open and used his immobile fingers to rub on my clit as he snored. This is bullshit. But you have to be creative in times of sexual need.
In the class, I found out, that if a woman--accidentally or not--pops a viagra pill, she's not going to grow a penis--Boo!--her clit's just going to grow bigger as all the blood rushes into it twice as much when she's not on viagra, and the clit supposedly would be more sensitive to touch. I was disappointed for a moment at the possibility of growing my clit into my own penis, so I could fuck myself and not have to deal with the emotions menholes bring, just bend my little dick over my cunt, no more dickstractions, just me and my cock. But that would be the day.
And discovered that viagra, was actually concocted to lower blood pressure and the fortunate side effect was constant hard-ons.
The thought of having to feel like you have a clit on top of your clit and a tongue would flick it's way all over it... fucking high. Think about it... Two clits? One on top of each other! At least, that's what how I understood it. Imagine, having a man rub your clit at a fast pace and constant rhythm until you cum and it would feel so much fucking better with viagra!
Of course I had already forgotten that fact, until it all came back to me last week when my boyfriend took viagra. He doesn't have an erectile dysfunction problem, I just let him pop a few whenever I'm in the mood for back to back no breaks, no stopping, no time to breathe until we run out of cum, and blood comes out instead of cum, kind of sex marathon. And it works every fucking time.
So... last night, I took viagra too--Shit's fucking expensive--without his consent, he wouldn't let me, he was scared I'd grow a small penis and fuck him in the ass, no, he was scared of the side effects it has on women, it didn't have any bad effect on him, why would it have a bad effect on me? Shit. I didn't give a fuck. I WANT MY CLIT TO GROW! I WANT TO CUM IN 5 SECONDS! AND CUM AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I took it without him looking. I was excited right? I was like... "YEAAAHHH FUCK YEAAAAHHH I'm gon get it TONIGHT!! --as if I don't already, but this night would be different--I'm gonna cum five seconds after another five and another!!!"
The first half hour, I wish I hadn't. Oh, how I wish I hadn't taken that viagra. AND I TOOK TWO!!! WHAT A DUMB FUCKING IDEA!!!!! How fucking dumb could I get? I'm not a fucking man! Why would i fucking take a fucking viagra made for penises? You dont have a cock asshole!!!!!
I was growing paranoid like, I was anxious and nervous all of a sudden. It's as if I just smoked too much crystal meth and I wanted to keep going. I was soooo fucking nervous, like I did something bad and I'm going to get caught anytime soon, and shit I havent sinned in a long time, and even if I did, my boyfriend fucks me everyday and for each time I see his cock sliding in and out of my cunt is like I'm seeing god, and god is giving me so much pleasure because he forgives me, so I didn't have a reason to be nervous! God forgives me everyfucking day! Even if I sin in my sleep, by the time I wake up, god is right there behind my ass, giving me forgiveness even if I don't ask for it. It's HARD evidence god exists! And I thought all along I'd be an atheist, but no, god is right here with me, people say nobody has seen god, I've seen god, I see him everyday. So why the fuck would I be nervous all of a sudden? The last time I had sinned was when I didn't pay for the ben and jerry's, cherry garcia ice cream I ate while I was shopping for groceries, but that's just about it.
I was sooo fucking scared, I would be brought to the emergency room and be on the news, "Woman, 23, died of viagra because she wanted to grow a penis." You know how exaggerated the news is here in Manila. Jesus, I was palpitating and I felt like I was running out of breath, this wasn't supposed to happen, how come when he takes it nothing happens. I took out the digital blood pressure monitor and checked for my vital signs, I was 13O over 86, and my PULSE!!! 117! The normal pulse rate should be between 7O and 9O, I have a pulse rate of a shih-tzu. I panicked.
I went up to my boyfriend and told him.
"Baby.." I took his hand and put it on my chest for him to feel my heart beat, which was loudly banging in my ear. "I'm scared."
"Fuck! What happened? What did you do?" He stood up and put his ear to my chest.
"I took Viagra." I grinned.
"WHAT THE FUCK? I TOLD YOU NOT TO!"
"Well I DID! okay?"
He pulled me to the bed and laid me down on his arm. "I'm going to take care of it, you need a release." He was grinning too and pulled my hand down his cock, which was already hard like my clit.
Somehow... Despite the palpitation, I was horny. The thought of him licking my clit aroused me. I was already soaking to the point where I couldn't even feel my clit anymore, but I knew it was pounding. Maybe that's how viagra works... I think it's all in the head. Coz it's like, you know you're going to be super horny because you took viagra and all the sex images would swim in your head, because you know you're going to get fucked, I don't know, and everything just heightens because you're so pumped up.
I slid my fingers down my cunt and did it without difficulty as everything slid in easily and went straight for my little beating heart. BUT WAIT!!!!!!! MY CLIT'S BIGGER!!!!!!!!
"MY CLIT'S BIGGER BABE!!! It's so full of blood!!!" I exhaled in excitement. Out of the blue he gets on top of me and tore off my string panties in a flash. I love it when he does that, it's like he can't wait to fuck me.
"Let me see." He spread my legs apart and didn't even bother to look, he just dove in and started licking my clit.
Holy fuck!!! HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK!!!!!!!!! I'm going to fucking take viagra every fucking day!!!!!!!!!! I take back what I said earlier about regretting it. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!! It's like... hollllyyyy shit.. hahaha. It's like... I can't explain it. His tongue was on my clit and it feels like I would cum in 2 seconds! AND I DID!!! I came within 1O seconds and squirted all over his face. FUCK!!! I LOVE VIAGRA!!!
I pushed him down the bed and got on top of him. "Fuck me!" I told him. "Fuck me until I die asshole." He squeezed and cupped on my tits as he made me bounce on his cock. All the while, I was rubbing on my clit and I came again! His cock was so hot and hard and I was screaming like we were the only people in the world. Jesus. Thank you for making viagra. It's the shit!
And... we fucked and we fucked without stopping. Seriously. He came inside me and didn't even pull it out before fucking me again, his cock kept hard all the while. He slides it in my cunt back again, and fuck I could live there, live in that burst of feeling where his cock is trying to squeeze its way into me, pushing me apart. Ugh! I asked him to rub on my clit as he fucked me and he did. Not more than twenty seconds, I came again. We fucked and we fucked until my cunt was too dry to function and until he stopped for a breath and said, "Baby, my cock hurts, let's take a break."
A break??? I didn't want a break! I want to cum again!!! It's okay, I'll just ask for him to rub on my clit again.
I crouched over to his already flaccid burning red, penis and saw two cuts on one side. "I'm sorry babe. Yeah, my pussy's dry too. I think we did too much in one go." I planted a kiss on it. "I'll let you rest for five minutes? Then fuck me again? I want more."
"Okay." He gave a crooked smile. "Five minutes."
"Babe, next time, can you tell me before-hand if you plan to tear my underwear, I used to have 4O now I'm done to thirty, at least, let me know so I could wear the panties I like the least."
"Why are you so worried? You never wear them anyways."
"You're a dick." And he kissed me on the forehead.
"I'll buy you more. Baby, Can you get me some water?" He asked me.
"Okay."
I went down to the kitchen and grabbed two water bottles while ignoring the feel of sandpaper rubbing on my cunt as I walked. Shit, I didn't give a fuck. I want to cum again.
"Here baby." I kicked the door open with excitement, five-minutes is almost up, and he was already fucking snoring. What a dick.
I tried waking him up and shook him carefully. "Babe... Babe, here's your water." zZZNDSKGDUiheu73ghbdzzzzzz Was all I heard.
He wouldn't budge. Ugh!!! This is sooo annoying!!! What was I supposed to now? I laid down beside him and took his right hand, sprawled my legs open and used his immobile fingers to rub on my clit as he snored. This is bullshit. But you have to be creative in times of sexual need.
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