Golden Shower 2.0

Golden Shower. Sounds fucking expensive, doesn't it? If you were literal virgin, you would think of something else, but if you're a slut like me, you'd go, "Oh, shit. Been there done that." High five bitch!

Golden Shower to get to my point, is pissing on somebody as form of sexual arousal, it's usually a fetish. Most sluts would wince and think it's fucking unhygienic and gross. Imagine having a man piss all over you? Jesus, a man's piss stinks like fucking piss, it goes up to your nostrils and spread some type of acid all over the walls of your stomach and stays there. A girl's pee is not as pungent as a man's. A man piss just, has this strong odor that can overpower your girlfriend's halitosis. You hold your breath the second you smell it and avoid stepping on it. Shit I avoid getting it on my ankles when I try to take a drunken piss where I have to squat by the sidewalk coz my bladder can't hold any more booze because it's gross. It's not as disgusting when it's coming from me, but for somebody's piss to be on you? Different kind of fucking story.

Although, when you've lived with a man for two years, the last thing you'd turn away from is golden shower. So, my boyfriend and I have been living together for two years, more often, we shower together when we're running out of time and have to rush for something, it's hitting two birds with one stone, we get to have sex and shower at the same time. And when he's trying to be SUCH an adorable gentleman, he angles his cock up and takes a piss on my stomach or my tits, I don't mind, I just laugh it off, I get to rinse it right away anyways, because there's running water in the shower, he can take a piss on me all he want.

But last night was a whole different fucking picture. Golden Shower 2.0 as I titled. We were fucking, well he was fucking me, I just laid there with my face down and my ass up. It was round two for him, since I gave him a blowjob prior to the fucking and he came in my mouth, so I was sure he would last thirty minutes more. He was pounding me hard from behind and I was about to cum.

"Baby, I'm cumming." I told him.

And for each time I say that, he revs up the speed like there's no tomorrow and we'd both die in an hour, he fucks like ten porn stars in one big cock combined and he fucks me as if I have no other organs attached to my uterus, as if I didn't have a an end to my vagina, like my vagina just kept going and going. He fucks like I'm one whole vagina. I don't mind, shit feels good. It made me cum quicker. 

"Fuck baby, I'm cumming, I'm cumming." I held my breath and shut my eyes. My toes began to curl and my body contorted and curled up, as if all my nerves and all my blood rushed to my cunt, like for a few seconds, It didn't mind if my heart stops or if I get a stroke, shit nothing mattered except that addicting release. But I wasn't after the orgasm, I was after the fucking AFTER the orgasm, I don't know, but it feels so much better when he's fucking me right after cumming. Maybe because I squirt and everything is soaked up and wet and sliding and warm and filled with so much blood that the slightest rubbing of his cock inside me was fucking insane! So, I was excited right? He pulled out to let me squirt and he puts his cock back inside without difficulty. "God. Fuck you baby. Your cock feels so fucking good." I yelled at him. "Fuck me, harder!!!" 

Out of the blue.. He says, "Can I piss on you?"

"Not on the bed baby," I said, out of breath. "I just changed the sheets. We'll do it somewhere else." 

He nodded. "Okay."

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDD..... all of a sudden, he pulls me out of bed and pushes me down to the floor to kneel in front of him. I was like, "What? Already? You're cumming???" I wanted to punch him in his face. How dare he stop in the middle of my fix? Doesn't he know how annoying that shit feels? It's like being given a one thousand peso bill for Christmas, it's money, but a one thousand peso bill won't get you anywhere in this bitch. It's like.. "Okay... Thank you. What am I gonna get with this?" You get me? It's good enough, but is that it?

So, I thought he was cumming and he wanted to give me a cum shot, so being the great girlfriend that I am. I open my mouth, stare at him and smile with my tongue out, anticipating for that hot, hot syrup from his balls and I squeeze on my tits and nipples as he does so. He puts his hand on my forehead like I'm a fucking table top and he needs something to lean on. Fuck. I don't get why he does that, doesn't he know I can feel something? I'm not a fucking hardwood floor. Jesus. 

He groaned and made a sound like... "Urrrrr....O... O.... Mmmmppfffffffffffhhhh.... FUCK!!!!!!" 

I shut my eyes to protect them from his cum and there it was! Bullseye! Right on my tongue.... Hot.... And... Liquidy???? Wait..  God, that's a lot of cum... Why is it runny???? I swallowed like I always did, it was automatic. Hey... Why is it a lot? I swallowed again....and again... WHAT THE FUCK???????? I opened my eyes... and he was pissing on my mouth, my face, my tits, my hair....

I pushed him away... "WHAT THE FUCK BABE?" I wanted to vomit! I just drank his piss!!!!!! "YOU MADE ME DRINK YOUR PISS!!!!

He didn't give a shit. He kept pissing all over my stomach and my pussy as we were both standing up. "I'm sorry!!! I needed to take a piss!" 

"So you decided to take a piss on me?" I don't know why, but I laughed. I was supposed to fuck him up badly and give him a round-house kick real quick or a hard jab right in the middle of his face, but I didn't. All because of love. Shit. 

 Flicking his dick a few times to get rid of excess piss without looking at me and concentrated on his flaccid cock. "I'm sorry. Are you disgusted? I thought you love me!" Looking at me now. 

"Of course I do. But I DRANK YOUR PISS!" I made a face from having tasted his piss at the back end of my throat, I tried my hardest to collect saliva to overwhelm the taste. "IT'S PISS!" 

"You drink my cum." He shrugged. Indifferent. "You eat my asshole."

"That's different." I argued, while I wiped the piss off of my face and body with his laundry. 

"You can't do shit if I want you to drink my piss. You have a problem with that? If I tell you to drink my piss, you'll drink it. If I tell you to eat my shit, you eat it. If I tell you to put my cock in your mouth along with my balls, you do it. Understood? Otherwise, you don't love me." 

"WHAT??? WHAT??? How is that related to my feelings? You're an ass." I whined. 

"So... You don't love me? You have a problem with drinking my piss?" His eyebrows raised and his eyes like midnight, daunting me. 

"I do love you and no." I surrendered. 

Walking up to me to give me a kiss on the forehead. "Good girl. Anything else?" He grinned crookedly, he knew he had me. 

"I just wished you'd warned me. Coz, I'm not Bear Grylls." Then I hugged him, piss and all.